taylorswift:

we-couldnt-quite-forget:

How to compliment me:

1. Say something nice about Taylor Swift

I️ personally really related to this post.

She is the funniest person ever that’s it!

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abcoconut:

slytherinpokegirl:

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.

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neurotic–chaotic:

I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

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abomination-station:

the sexy monster genre may not be my thing, but I do have a certain respect for what Guillermo Del Toro is doing with the shape of water, because while cowardly media like twilight will remove all signs of monster qualities to make vampires sexy underwear models, Guillermo is just full tilt “this creepy fish man is sexy, this woman wants to fuck the creepy fish man. she wants to lick his gills or some shit and that’s ok. fish fucking is valid” like I’m not into it, but goddamnit if I do not respect the boldness of it. go big or go home

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creamynut:

White girl: *touches my arm* I never been with a black guy before

First of all we gon keep it that way

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